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Five Funny Tweets About Girl Scout Cookie Season

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Five Funny Tweets About Girl Scout Cookie Season

2020-02-20 04:34:351 Oct 2018 01:53 AM EST

1. “Are they still selling Girl Scout cookies? The year's supply I bought 2 weeks ago is gone.” 2. “There are 5 seasons: Winter, Spring, Girl Scout Cookie season, Summer, and Fall.” 3. “My wife bought three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies so now I have to find three boxes of replacement Girl Scout Cookies before she gets home.” 4. “If you haven’t found Samoa crumbs in your bra is it even Girl Scout cookie season?” 5. “I need to text my Girl Scout Cookie dealer but I don’t want her to get in trouble for texting in school.”

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