3 Aug 2012 05:10 PM EST

-by Anthony Bell, Contributing Writer; Image: Will Ferrell on Conan (Image Source: TBS)

Will Ferrell is not pleased with Kristen Stewart, labeling her a “trampire” on Thursday’s episode of TBS’s Conan.

Ferrell appeared during his appearance on Conan O’Brien’s talk show while promoting his upcoming film, The Campaign. When the host asked what was troubling him, Ferrell let loose about his thougths on Stewart’s affair with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders.

“I don’t know if you follow the news at all, but there’s this actress, Kristen Stewart and she goes by K-Stew, and she had a boyfriend Robert Patterson—he’s R-Patz—and she cheated on him,” Ferrell sobbed. “And they’ve broken up, they’re not going to get back together, ever. What they had was so special, Conan, you don’t even know what they had. They were in love and she just threw it all away.”

Ferrell pretended to tear up as he continued to deliver his hilarious joke.

“I don’t know if there was anything I could have done to prevent this,” he said. “I don’t know what it means to the Twilight franchise, I just don’t know.”

In his sadness, however, he helped coined a new term which may just stick with the Twilight actress.

“It’s not going to be fine! It’s never going to be fine!” he shouted. “She is a trampire, that’s what she is.”

At that obvious prod at the vampire saga that has become Stewart and Pattinson’s claim to fame, the audience cheered.

Watch the exchange between the two funnymen below: