30 May 2012 04:15 PM EST
-by Molly C. Braswell, Staff Writer; Image: Jessica Simpson and Baby Maxwell (Image Source: PopCrunch / People)
Justification, Finally: Why’s Adam Levine SO promiscuous, such a “bimbo,” as he calls himself? Well, apparently he just loves women that much. Oh, and he also feels misrepresented due to said actions. Uh huh...
A People Photo Spread: Jessica Simpson only received about $800,000 for that first look of her and baby Maxwell Drew Johnson, but see them for free here. That “only” may seem like a lot, but Brangelina received a reported $16 million from the magazine for their kiddie first-look photos a few years back.
A Gay Housewife: Taylor Armstrong, a star on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, was allegedly with a girl a few months ago... and wouldn’t you know it, the other woman is also a Housewife: she’s Fernanda Rocha from Orange County. Armstrong still denies it, but Rocha confirms it to “In Touch Weekly” this week. Well, at least that’s reliable...
Another Old Man Relationship: Tara Reid is reportedly dating 60-year-old jeweler Fawaz Gruosi, and now Mary-Kate Olsen is dating 42-year-old Olivier Sarkozy, brother of former French President Nicolas Sarkozy. Yes he’s not old at all really, but Olsen is only 25 years old. Do the math.
Whatcha Gonna Do When He Comes for You: Dominic Monaghan has blatantly accused former Lost co-star Matthew Fox as man who abuses women. “he beats women.not isolated incidents.often.not interested” Monaghan posted on Twitter. Sources close to Fox say the allegations are completely false. Also, the two haven’t spoken in years; however, Fox has been directly accused of abuse by women.
More Kim Kardashian Krap: She alleges that some British Airways employees stole some personal belongings from her bags during a flight. One of the items? A vintage pair of sunglasses her father, Robert Kardashian, gave to her prior to his death. She apparently only wears them on special occasions because they are so personal and irreplaceable. So is that why they were in your suitcase that airline employees just throw around when loading luggage onto planes?
Gossip Needs to End: In Bullett magazine Blake Lively just compared her readiness to leave Gossip Girl—she’s played Serena van der Woodsen for six seasons—to being a high school senior who loved school but who’s ready for what’s next. Other tidbits: She finally admits she’s playing a version of herself and the show’s not her “best quality of work.” Good thing for her the CW only ordered a half-season for the sixth and last season.
John Travolta is Wanted: Apparently, the man who is (allegedly) the most closeted celebrity in the world is also the one acclaimed television journalists, such as Diane Sawyer, Barbara Walters, Matt Lauer and Katie Couricm, want the most. Who will get it? Oprah 10:1.
Robin Gibb Buried: The funeral for Robin Gibb will take place June 8. You’re invited, but only if you’re a family member or close friend. You also don’t get location details.
“Seriously?!” of Wednesday: We ladies all have body issues, but what is it with female celebs Instagram-ing and Tweeting pictures of their trainer-trained, nutritionist-nutritioned bodies that are virtually unattainable to us common folk? Seriously?! But here’s Mark Wahlberg getting spray-tanned for your afternoon enjoyment.
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