17 May 2012 10:18 AM EST

-by Molly C. Braswell, Staff Writer; Image: Who’s not wishing they were man’s best friend right about now? (Image Source: Huffington Post)

Man’s Best Friend: George Clooney got cozy with a golden retriever while shooting a commercial on the beach in Malibu. That is one very, very, very... lucky puppy.

No Scale, No Gain: Janet Jackson’s weight loss is very evident, but she has no idea how many lbs. she’s dropped with the help of Nutri System. She doesn’t think evaluating body image by a number is “healthy.”

Psychic Dancer: Derek Hough apparently just knew he and partner Maria Menounos were getting the boot on Tuesday’s Dancing with the Stars elimination show. “Derek told me, ‘Babe, I think we’re getting eliminated tonight,’” Menounos said after the show. “And I said, ‘Really? You think so? I don’t think so.’ And he [insisted we were], so I said, ‘All right, cool, I’m going to prepare.’” Well, if this whole dancing thing doesn’t work out for Hough, he has another profession waiting in the wings.

A Girl’s Guys and Dolls Name: Katherine Heigl has finally announced the name of her and Josh Kelly’s newly adopted daughter: Adalaide Marie Hope.

An Attractive Armenian: Khloé Kardashian Odom, who has always been called the odd, tall, fat or not-even-a Kardashian sister, recently said that she thinks she’s “pretty damn hot.” Well that’s just wonderful.

“WTF?!” of the Morning: Maybe this should be a “WHOA?! Of the Morning.” Joey Lawrence has taken a job as a Chippendale’s MC for a two-and-a-half-week engagement. The actor, who currently stars on ABC Family’s Melissa and Joey, will put on the legendary black bowtie and not much more as he sings, dances and goes “the whole nine yards,” at the Las Vegas club Rio, a source told TMZ. Get a bunch of ones in your purse and get ready to see more of the former Blossom star than you ever wanted. The show runs from June 4 to June 24.

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